HazMat ...

Do not pump your own fuel without a HazMat suit ... we will all died - we will all die - we will all die!
In case you can't read the warning on the fuel pump station:
Harmful or fatal if swallowed. Long-term exposure to vapors has caused cancer in laboratory animals.
- Avoid prolonged breathing of vapors (or You are going to freaking Die)
- Keep face away from nozzle and gas tank (or You are going to freaking Burn and Die)
- Keep away from eyes and skin (or You are going to have no eyes or sking .. and Die)
- Never siphon by mouth (or Don't be stupid and Die!)