Saturday, February 19, 2005

The making of the 'World Best Curry Mee .. ' in Imbi ...

Friday, February 18, 2005

This is none of my business but ... it hasn't stopped me in the past.
Anyways, this bank officer is actually 'interrogating' the customer in the lane next to me. The concern? - he wants to know why did the customer applied to open a new account in his branch rather than the branch nearer to the customer's office. The customer explained that he works on a construction site and the address on the application is the site's address - furthermore, he lives nearer to this branch. Can someone please explain how it has come to this?! Why are the customers justifying to the bank when they are bringing them business?!

I was hoping that this post will not have vulgarity ... but .. FUCK YOU All ... You shameless imbeciles.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Hell hath no fury ...

It is so fucking hot ... Mother Nature is surely pissed big time. For the past few days, it's been so fucking hot that when you leave an air-conditioned place you are almost pushed right back in by the blast of hot air outside ...

Dear God .. if you intend to kill us, please just nuke this fucking place instead of this drawn out death by dehydration ...

Sunday, February 13, 2005

The gospel according to boborson ...

Here's a page of the gospel according to boborson ..


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge
breast who owns a liquor store.